May 2013
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COMEDY TWISTS
prepare for a longish dullish thing where I talk about moments than genuinely shocked and surprised me in stories that area meant to be funny and lighthearted….
there are only three - I feel I should try to remember more.
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OKAY FIRST OFF if you haven’t heard the twist I really suggest you stop reading because half of the shock is that you don’t expect that from a...
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Anonymous asked: 18 and 39? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS ALL OF THEM...well... just those ones, if you would.
Interrogate me
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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“Come down here Eve, your sister is looking after John Hegley’s trains.”
– my dad this morning.
He wasn’t lying.
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sometimes i see or hear comments about getting through bullying* makes you a stronger person. but it really doesn’t. i am so much weaker because people were mean to me. i haven’t stood up to anyone and i just run away from stuff.
any one who tells you that ignoring people who are being dicks to get a rise out of you works; it doesn’t. sadly smashing them to a pulp doesn’t...
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i shouldn’t watch question time. i end up wanting to crawl into a hole and never engage with people ever again.
..on the other hand sometimes people do say something that doesn’t make you fear for the future of the country and that’s okay.
…on the other hand you end up having to agree with Germaine Greer.
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interrupting maths revision for a very serious Doctor Who post.
the only thing I can think of for Clara to make sense, and it popped into my head the other day so now the important sense-making bit is gone, but it’s something really meta.
Which explains her inconsistent /lack of characterisation and why the Doctor is like ‘what is this mystery’ because it’s something...
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but idk why i obther typing here it doesnt solve anything i’m jsut to lazy to go find my diary and at least this way i stop before icry
aimee why you the best?
i dont knwo wh at i’m doing with my life
i feel bad again
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k so i spent 30mins today trying ot write something following the sort of ‘pattern’ for comedy writing thing.
and it was all about the Bill.
HEEEEEEELP
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eurovisionthongcontest:
uhoh-spaghettio:
i hate the whole exam hierarchy thing you get in schools
y’know the OH MY EXAM IS HARDER THAN YOURS STOP COMPLAINING shit
does my head in
Science people
but like 15hour long art exam guys.
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BURY IT IN YOUR EARS
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when Matthew Crosby ever talks about being short or especially having asthma and how it’s not a huge massive thing but it’s just a pain, like his little comment about how he’d be a infant mortality rate statistic if he was born in the olden days, I feel this nice feeling of ‘you get me man’
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Aimeeeeh, babehhhh I tried to write tuune foooor...
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April 2013
38 posts
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basically what I’m thinking is, if you can, go but some army surplus clothes.
It’s comfy, practical, makes you feel tough and it makes your butt look cute.
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Gladiatress →
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain.
WHY WAS I NOT PREVIOUSLY AWARE OF THIS FILM?
It’s good. :L
(also, i read a couple of reviews before I watched- the main complait of the negative ones? ‘not sexy enough!’ haaaaahaa go away.)
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on the off chance any of my followers are in year...
if you love music and ant to do it for AS - REALLY DO CHECK OUT EXACTLY WHAT YOU’LL BE LEARNING.
I mistakenly assumed (as I was not informed to the contrary) that it would GCSE, but harder. SO, harder Q’s in listening higher standard of performance required, better composition too. So enjoyable, and challenging in a musical way.
Instead it’s sucked every piece of joy out of...
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i sung a thing for you, tumblr
I’m not really a party person.
Also I am wearing trousers meant for a 10 year old boy.
Anonymous asked: what's the problem smroblem? what did you do to make people think you're weird? also don't cry, just do things.
I don’t want to go do acting tongiht, and not really singing, either, but I guess I have to go.
lol hope i don’t cry
Lol
so my drama class knows i get a bit upset sometimes, but we’re a small class and everyone’s pretty nice and stuff
but lol now all my music class thinks i’m a weirdo lols
some lucky kids going toget my copy of antigone all tear stained. how dramatic and romanctic
mums going ot see how upset i got and go ‘so do your homework’ but i know i dont do my homework but why dont i do my homeworl/
i cant even work out where ot begin. it feels like it’s a plant growing from my guts out of my mouth and pulling it out and all the roots leaving spaces in me, just collapsing into the gaps and th sliding feeling as the roots unwind
spring-and-a-storm answered your question: IF THERE’S ONE THING I AM FED UP OF
it might also be because bodies are easier to comment on (+or-) whereas personality insecurities can be very hidden+ not so openly discussed
I do agree with this.
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I'm crying with laughing
never noticed all the rhymes in the Bangers and Mash description!
“Quick Grab Pauline! It’s PBAM 19!”
“Bake my bean - it’s PBam 17!”
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“Music is like another language, but with less words, and you speak with your...”
– - Jula
(“unless you’re singing and it’s a combination!”)
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IF THERE'S ONE THING I AM FED UP OF
it’s all the time self esteem = body image.
because it really doesn’t.
you can not care at all about your looks, but still hate yourself on the inside.
think you’re awful at everything and think you’re a horrible nasty person who everyone hates.
and it’s not even slightly to do with how you look.
anyone else think it might be to do with how women/girls are...
spring-and-a-storm asked: Oh dear god your french accent made my evening *faintly murmers* (sorry)
so i know i shouldn’t be excited as i haven’t even sent off my letter yet BUT
i might be doing work shadowing at a circus.
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I foudn this while clearing out my room. I wrote this during a talk about how to get into Oxbridge that I was made to attend. It’s a couple of months old? And I didn’t realise how miserable i went till I reached that bit to type out. Have fun reading my reactions to a posh man tell me how to get in to Oxbridge!
all spelling mistakes and bad grammar as how I wrote it in the first...
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…apologies to Victor Hugo as well.
I just...
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Zombie Rule Number 9 →
A modern tale of zombies and Chinese takeaway by Linda McLean, starring Elaine C Smith.
This is really lovely.
Trust me on this one - just listen.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry.
Who wants to hear me singing Master of the House...
